Friday, November 6, 2009

A Letter to the Manufacturer

Dear Farberware,

I just want you to know I bought your handy heavy duty kitchen shears because I needed something to open exactly the type of ridiculously tough plastic packaging that you chose to put those shears into.

Thanks for that.



  1. Interesting, no? It ranks up there with "why 10 hotdogs but only 8 hotdog buns to a package?"

    What you need is a properly made and sharpened knife. That'll fix your problem with any package. Although it wouldn't help much with the hotdog enigma.

  2. Well, at first I settled for staring at it in stupid confusion . . . then I resorted to your method. It eventually worked, but by then I forgot what I needed the scissors for.