Friday, November 6, 2009

A Letter to the Manufacturer

Dear Farberware,

I just want you to know I bought your handy heavy duty kitchen shears because I needed something to open exactly the type of ridiculously tough plastic packaging that you chose to put those shears into.

Thanks for that.

#$%@#$%%!!!!!!!!

2 comments:

  1. Interesting, no? It ranks up there with "why 10 hotdogs but only 8 hotdog buns to a package?"

    What you need is a properly made and sharpened knife. That'll fix your problem with any package. Although it wouldn't help much with the hotdog enigma.

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  2. Well, at first I settled for staring at it in stupid confusion . . . then I resorted to your method. It eventually worked, but by then I forgot what I needed the scissors for.

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