Update

Okay, I'm feeling a little better. I bought myself a new hat, which as any real man knows is the cure to many an ill. So fortified with my new hat, I face the world with a replenished sense of purpose and vigor. I'm sure it will also improve my writing, as science has proven that the hat is the repository for literary talent in the male of the species. It's true! I'm just waiting for all that new hat goodness to inspire me to new heights of greatness.

Go me!