Monday, July 13, 2009


I have gone to Academy and successfully returned with a bunch of new cargo shorts. I will not go into the size involved, suffice it to say that I'm delighted to find a non elastic pair that fits me.

Pants are an important part of writing. Faulkner wore pants. F. Scott Fitzgerald wore pants. Hemingway wore pants. Therefore pants matter. Now that I'm suitably equipped with pants, I expect my writing to improve. The fact that they are cargo shorts that go well with my straw hat should only make my prose all the better.

I expect great things.


  1. I would like to hope Faulkner and F. Scott Fitzgerald wore pants!! LOL. But you must look the part. I'm sure that the cargo shorts are just the ticket.

  2. I have faith in my new pants. Add some new tropical styled shirts for added benefit, and I'm sure the results will be great. That will have to wait for another payday though.

    Then I need to talk the wife into setting me up in a cozy little hut on the beach somewhere.